2nd September, evening [Private] - Poach Henry (seven gods, they call this a filing system?) - Meet Mrs Thatcher (tonight?) - Treasury review (AGAIN) - Kill whoever put together the personnel system - No, really. Get a time-turner. Kill them before they can institute this fucking debacle. - Hang personnel committee from windows by trousers? - Delegate personnel committee to one of the Assistants. - Request review of safe-zone arrangements. - Get the Assitants snazzy matching hats. Or a sense of humour - Review notes on witches' brunch. - There must be someone who can take over the werewolf taskforce. - Get the decorators in before I start smoking a pipe and/or calling people "old chap"
[Pepper] Some kind fairy sent me champagne. Wasn't that nice? I just hope it cellars well, because at the moment the first space in my diary for drinking it appears to be 1983.